|"Hey, foxy lady. I brought you this carriage.|
I hear bitches love carriages."
Since the photo captions on Cracked are basically my favorite part of every blog posted over there, I decided to give some of the photos from this article a few of my own captions. I hope you find them as hilarious as I do.
For more racists fashion, visit my earlier blog post; America's Next Top Racist!
|Fashion: cutting up ugly ass 70's peacock patterned curtains since....|
|There's 'No Doubt' that the premise behind this music video|
|The only cake this girl has seen is a rice cake.|
|That's because all you'll be getting is coal this year.|
And black lung disease.
|Step 1: Buy package of feathers from Michael's|
Step 2: Glue onto head
Step 3: Profit.
|Hey Michael Jackson! It's opposite day!|