"Hey, foxy lady. I brought you this carriage. I hear bitches love carriages." |
Since the photo captions on Cracked are basically my favorite part of every blog posted over there, I decided to give some of the photos from this article a few of my own captions. I hope you find them as hilarious as I do.
For more racists fashion, visit my earlier blog post; America's Next Top Racist!
Fashion: cutting up ugly ass 70's peacock patterned curtains since.... uh...well...the 1970's. |
There's 'No Doubt' that the premise behind this music video was terrible. |
The only cake this girl has seen is a rice cake. |
That's because all you'll be getting is coal this year. And black lung disease. |
Step 1: Buy package of feathers from Michael's Step 2: Glue onto head Step 3: Profit. |
Hey Michael Jackson! It's opposite day! |
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